It's not Right or Left--We will regret this

So, if you are perfectly happy with the HHS Mandate and the underlying idea that rights will no longer be inalienable but will now be granted by the government, that the majority will rule regardless of the minority conscience, will you be just as happy when a rabid Catholic like me gets elected, and he or she mandates, after swaying public opinion of course, that contraception is illegal and you must pay for mandatory chastity belts for the weaker willed? Fair is fair, you know.

This will come back to bite you personally eventually. Remember all the dire warnings you gave about Bush and the Patriot Act? Remember all the pshawing from the Right? Now they're starting to think YOU were right, even if they won't admit it.

People always forget that they are not always going to have their guys in power. You have four more years at most here. What will you do when this tide turns against you and your ideals?

My Conservative friends swear I'm a bleeding heart. My Liberal friends think I'm a rabid Republican. My principles are based on much, much higher things than politics. I am not even in the Center. I am Catholic; my politics are all personal.

"Dude, you have no Quran"

Yes, some "pastor" in Amarillo caught a Fire Bug from that Floridian fame-hound. "Look at all the news vans!" thought he, "Maybe if I lit a match, I could get my picture tooken, too!"

Things didn't quite work out as planned for the Amarillo "pastor." No one is taking his picture this week (poor guy). Instead, they are taking pictures of this skateboarder.



Steven Spillman, a sensible dude

Spillman heard about the planned burning of the Quran and took care of business in a typical Texan manner (with a Californian twist). While the "pastor" gathered a crowd in a local park, put the Quran on a grill and drew out the moment dramatically, Spillman skated up and swiped the book. What makes this story even better, he skated over to the local Islamic Center and handed it over.

Here's the full story...

Proof positive that God has a sense of humor.

Because it's Monday and you need more coffee...

After a brief, shining moment, the week is back, and it wants revenge for all the fun you had without it over the weekend. Distract it with this and maybe it will forgive you and play nice.


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