Because I forgot to proofread...

I had a typo in the title of Monday's post. I'd revised the title one two many times and it just got away from me. It happens. I thought I'd better redeem myself before the Grammar Monkeys attacked.



"Who! Whom! Ha!"

 You have not heard of the fearsome Grammar Monkey? Do you think I'm making this up? They exist, all right, and I don't know about you, but I'm not about to let these little bleached blonde monkeys loose on my blog. Seriously, that monkey looks like some drunk punk rock vampire from the 80s.

Scawie

I'm ready to reestablish my street cred as a steely eyed English major with the following...




That ought to distract them...



I can still rock with the English Majors. I know an iam when I see it.

I too know how to write like this, you see? <---I could rhyme that.



Oh carp! It's the Grammar Monkeys!